The Great Experiment

Fri, 23 Dec 2005 07:52:27 GMT

2005: The Year In Review

1. What did you do in 2005 that you'd never done before? Attended grad school, started paying my own bills, moved out of the state, walked a mile in the freezing cold to go to the gym.
2. Did you make any resolutions for this year and will you make any for next year? Nope, just keep working
3. Did anyone close to you give birth? Someone I know did, but I'm not close to her
4. Did anyone close to you die? One of the alpha gams, I didn't know her well but I felt those girls were awesome and I really felt horrible about it
5. What countries did you visit? Travel? what's that?
6. What would you like to have in 2006 that you lacked in 2005? A real fucking school
7. What dates from 2005 will remain etched upon your memory, and why? Um... uh... I dunno, days?
8. What was your biggest achievement of the year? Absolutely kicking ass in school
9. What was your biggest failure? .......no comment.......
10. Did you suffer illness or injury? nada
11. What was the best thing you bought? This monitor
12. Whose behavior merited celebration? um... I dunno
13. Whose behavior made you appalled and depressed? .......no comment.......
14. Where did most of your money go? rent, gas, electricity, phone, cable, internet, food
15. What did you get really, really, really excited about? not much
16. What song will always remind you of 2005? Probably something by these awesome Gothic Rock groups.
17. Compared to this time last year, are you: a) Happier or b) Sadder? Both, I much more contented and satified and happy in many many ways, but in one way I am MUCH MUCH sadder
18. What do you wish you'd done more of? Kicking ass in the gym
19. What do you wish you'd done less of? NOT kicking ass in the gym
20. How will you be spending Christmas? With my family
21. Did you fall in love in 2005? not in 2005
22.How many one-night stands? don't believe in the idea
23.What was your favorite TV program? Simpsons, South Park, um... yeah TV blows
24. Do you hate anyone now that you didn't hate this time last year? I'm not hating anyone, just dissapointed
25. What was the best book you read? The Namesake and The Interpreter of Maladies
26. What was your greatest musical discovery? Within Temptation! That stuff is outstanding.
27. What did you want and get? Straight As
28. What did you want and not get? again no comment
29. What was your favorite film of this year? um... movies? hhhmmm not sure
30. What did you do on your birthday, and how old were you? I turned 23 and well, I think I played cards? I don't know, but anytime I do something I always end up playing cards
31. What one thing would have made your year immeasurably more satisfying? again, again, no comment. I'm not willing to divulge that online
32. How would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2005? Nice jeans, nice sweaters, grey coat and grey scarf. Hm... kind of professional but not overly so
33. What kept you sane? Kicking ass in school
34. Which celebrity/public figure did you fancy the most? The ones that are hot I would never talk to and the ones I would talk to aren't hot
35. What political issue stirred you the most? If George W. Bush wakes up in the morning, I am distirubed
36. Who did you miss? Liz, definately Liz.
37. Who was the best new person you met? Probably Art, he's just a very nice guy
38. Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2005: Work before everything else, because at the end of the day you can only control yourself. Everyone else can always leave you behind.
39. Quote a song lyric that sums up your year:
I've been dreaming for so long
To find the meaning
To understand
The secret of life
Why am I here
To try again

We'll always
We'll always
See the truth,
When it stares ya in the face
Will I ever
Will I never free my self
Breaking these chains

Mad props to anyone who knows the song.

Fri, 23 Dec 2005 07:28:45 GMT

What do you look like, and whats your purpose?
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Must.... watch... more... argh! ANIME!!!

Fri, 23 Dec 2005 07:26:25 GMT

What's your half demon side? (ANIME pics)
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Boy she's cute, I hope that's my daughter and not me though =_=

Fri, 23 Dec 2005 07:16:15 GMT

Appearance

[] I am shorter than 5'4.
[X] I think I'm ugly sometimes.
[] I have many scars.
[] I tan easily
[] I wish my hair was a different color.
[] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
[] I have a tattoo.
[X] I am self-conscious about my appearance.
[X] I have/I've had braces.
[X] I wear glasses
[] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
[X] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
[] I have more than 2 piercings.
[] I have piercings in places besides my ears.
[X] I have freckles.

Family/Home Life
[X] I've sworn at my parents.
[] I've run away from home.
[] I've been kicked out of the house.
[] I have a sibling less than one year old.
[X] I want to have kids someday.
[] I've had children.
[] parents are divorced/separated
[] haven't seen a parent in many years

School/Work
[X] I'm in school.
[] I have a job.
[X] I've fallen asleep at work/school.
[X] I almost always do my homework.
[] I've missed a week or more of school.
[X] I've been on the Honor Roll within the last 2 years.
[] I failed more than 1 class last year.
[] I've stolen something from my job
[X] I've skipped school.
[] I like my job
[] I'm not doing the job I thought I'd be doing

Embarrassment
[] I've slipped out a "lol" in a spoken conversation.
[X] Disney movies still make me cry.
[] I've peed from laughing.
[] I've snorted while laughing.
[X] I've laughed so hard I've cried.
[X] I've glued my hand to something
[] I've laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose.
[] I've been caught talking about someone

Health
[] I was born with a disease/impairment.
[X] I've gotten stitches.
[X] I've broken a bone.
[X] I've had my tonsils removed.
[X] I've sat in a doctors office with a friend.
[X] I've been to the hospital (other than birth)
[X] I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
[] I had a serious surgery
[X] I've had chicken pox.
[] I have a chronic illness

Traveling
[X] I've driven over 200 miles in one day
[X] I've been on a plane.
[X] I've been to Canada.
[] I've been to Mexico.
[] I've been to Niagara Falls.
[] I've been to Japan.
[] I've celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
[] I've been to Europe.
[] I've been to Africa.
[] I've been on Spring Break
[] I've always lived in the state where I live now

Experiences
[] I've gotten lost in my city.
[] I've seen a shooting star.
[] I've seen a meteor shower
[] I've gone out in public in my pajamas.
[] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator
[] I've kicked a guy where it hurts.
[X] I've been to a casino.
[] I've been skydiving.
[] I've gone skinny dipping.
[] I've played spin the bottle.
[] I've done something naughty in public
[X] I've crashed a car
[X] I've been skiing
[X] I've been in a play.
[] I've met someone in person from the Internet.
[X] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
[] I've seen the Northern Lights.
[] I've been too proud to stop and ask for directions
[] I've played chicken.
[] I've played a prank on someone.
[X] I've ridden in a taxi.
[X] I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
[X] I've eaten Sushi.
[] I've been snowboarding.

Relationships
[X] I'm single
[] I'm in a relationship.
[] I'm engaged.
[] I'm married.
[] I've gone on a blind date.
[X] I've been the dumpee more than the dumper
[X] I miss someone right now.
[X] I have a fear of abandonment.
[] I've gotten divorced
[X] I have feelings for someone who doesnt have them back
[] I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
[] I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
[X] I've kept something leftover from a past relationship.
[] I've had a crush on a teacher.
[X] I am a cuddler.
[X] I've been kissed in the rain
[X] I've hugged a stranger.
[] I have kissed a stranger.

Honesty/Crime
[X] I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't
[X] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
[] I've snuck out of my house
[] I have lied to my parents about where I am.
[] I am keeping a secret from the world
[] I've cheated while playing a game.
[X] I've cheated on a test. (once in eight grade, didn't have to either)
[X] I've run a red light
[] I've been suspended from school.
[] I've witnessed a "crime".
[] I've been in a fist fight.
[X] I've been arrested.
[] I've shoplifted

Death and Suicide
[] I'm afraid of dying.
[] I hate funerals.
[] I've seen someone dying.
[] Someone close to me has attempted suicide.
[] Someone close to me has committed suicide.
[] I've planned my own suicide.
[] I've attempted suicide.
[] I've written a eulogy for myself

Materialism
[X] I own over 5 rap CDs
[] I own an iPod or MP3 player
[X] I have an unhealthy obsession with anime/manga.
[X] I own something from Hot Topic.
[] I own something from Pac Sun.
[] I collect comic books.
[X] I own something from The Gap.
[X] I own something I got on e-bay.
[X] I own something from Abercrombie.

Political/Social Attitudes
[] I am apathetic about politics
[X] I'm a feminist
[X] I'm outgoing
[] I listen to political music
[X] I'm Democratic.
[] I'm Republican.
[X] I'm liberal
[] I'm religious.

Random
[X] I can sing well.
[] I've stolen something from a fast food restaurant.
[X] I open up to others easily.
[] I watch the news.
[X] I don't kill bugs.
[] I hate bugs.
[X] I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for the sake of being able to rhyme.
[X] I curse regularly
[X] I sing in the shower
[] I am a morning person.
[] I paid for my cell phone ring tone.
[X] I'm a snob about grammar.
[X] I am a sports fanatic.
[] I twirl my hair
[] I have "x"s in my screen name
[] I love being neat
[] I have more than 3 email addresses
[] I've copied more than 30 CD's in a day
[X] I bake well.
[X] I cook well.
[X] My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue
[] I would wear pajamas to school
[] I like Martha Stewart.
[] I know how to shoot a gun
[x] I am in love with love
[] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
[] I laugh at my own jokes.
[] I eat fast food weekly.
[] I believe in ghosts.
[X] I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
[] I can't sleep if there is a bug in the room.
[X] I am really ticklish.
[X] I love white chocolate
[] I bite my nails
[X] I play video games.
[X] I'm good at remembering faces.
[] I'm good at remembering names
[] I'm good at remembering dates.
[] I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life

Wed, 07 Dec 2005 01:00:55 GMT

*TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey*
Name:	Don
Birthday:	June 13th 1982
Birthplace:	I always say Ann Arbor, but it's actually Ypsi
Current Location:	Chicago
Eye Color:	Brown
Hair Color:	Red
Height:	Six even
Right Handed or Left Handed:	Right
Your Heritage:	Polish
The Shoes You Wore Today:	Brooks Beast (best shoes)
Your Weakness:	um... secret?
Your Fears:	Not living up to my potental
Your Perfect Pizza:	Pineapple, banana peppers and garlic!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:	Get into shape
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:	um... hhmm... not sure
Thoughts First Waking Up:	Goddamnit, what is that noise!?!?
Your Best Physical Feature:	Probably eyes
Your Bedtime:	when I am tired
Your Most Missed Memory:	hehe also secret
Pepsi or Coke:	COKE
MacDonalds or Burger King:	Eeeewwww
Single or Group Dates:	single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:	eeeeewwwww real tea please
Chocolate or Vanilla:	both!
Cappuccino or Coffee:	cappuccino is usually better, but coffee if the beans are good
Do you Kiss Girls:	Only a few ;)
Do you Swear:	Yes, as in "it's fucking cold outside"
Do you Sing:	Yups!
Do you Shower Daily:	twice daily
Have you Been in Love:	Yes
Do you want to go to College:	Already went
Do you want to get Married:	Yups
Do you belive in yourself:	Of course!
Do you get Motion Sickness:	anything that goes in circles
Do you think you are Attractive:	I'm okay
Are you a Health Freak:	Trying to be
Do you get along with your Parents:	Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms:	Yes
Do you play an Instrument:	Yes
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:	I had a beer yesterday? not that much
In the past month have you Smoked:	no
In the past month have you been on Drugs:	no
In the past month have you gone on a Date:	no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:	yups!
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:	god no, all that fat!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:	YES! not often enough
Craziest Place You	an empty angel hall classroom
In the past month have you been Dumped:	no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:	no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:	no
Ever been Drunk:	yes
Ever been called a Tease:	no
Ever been Beaten up:	no
Ever Shoplifted:	on bag of M&Ms when I was like, 7 or somethign
How do you want to Die:	I don't
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:	Director Of Research and Development at (insert pharmacy company here)
What countries would you most like to Visit:	Japan, Taiwan, China, um... anyplace with rice
*In a Boy/Girl..*
Favourite Eye Color:	Varries
Favourite Hair Color:	No preferance
Short or Long Hair:	Depends on the girl
Height:	short
Weight:	hm, not really fat but not really skinny, whatever is healthy on her
Best Clothing Style:	Cuteness! Like pink socks, pink scarf, pink shirt, pink bows, etc...
Number of Drugs I have taken:	um... perscription or non-perscription?
Number of CDs I own:	too many
Number of Piercings:	none
Number of Tattoos:	none
Number of things in my Past I Regret:	a few
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

Thu, 24 Nov 2005 04:41:52 GMT

1) What is your least favorite color?: neon orange

2) What is your worst day of the week?: Tuesday (8 am teaching)

3) What food makes you want to yack?: Mashed potatoes

4) Least favorite alcohol: anything cheam

5) Worst movie you've ever seen: Gosh, I have no idea... I'm seen some bad ones though

6) Biggest pet peeve: People who are racist!!!

7) Worst music: Did you ever listen to the "Oops I did it again" album? It sounded like she spent three days recording it and twenty minutes wriing it please.

8) Worst actor: That one guy in underworld, he ruined the movie

9) Worst actress: I dunno... their performances stick out less to me

10) Shittiest job: Ever work at schooltech, get shitty pay to work with obnoxious people doing bad craftsmanship on overpriced school supplies?

11) Shittiest co-worker: Randy. You might have had a stroke, but no one should be that stupid. This is the guy who had a stroke from eating too much cholesterol and still goes to McDonalds every day for lunch

12) Lamest animals: I love animals!

13) Worst pick-up line (received or used): Hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaha

14) Worst household chore: folding clothes

15) Shittiest historical figure: Let's go with Hitler first and then the leaders of major religions (both christianity and islam) that truned them from messages of love into masognistic dogma. Women's rights!

16) Worst place you've been to: um... uh... I once got lost in detroit. From south park (in hell):
Sadam: hey I'm back!
Cris: I thought I killed you?
Sadam: Well, where was I supposed to go? Detroit??

17) A place you'd never 'be caught dead in': An Ohio state bar, I hate ohio state

18) Worst TV show: Flip on a major network between 6pm and 11:30 pm. There you go.

19) Most useless sport: Um... all sports have some merit. I dunno... uh... *throws hands in the air*

20) Worst candy: GUMMY ANYTHING! EEEEEWWWW!

21) Worst feeling: Toss up between the night i took 30 excedrin and the night I drank 1/2 5th lemon and 1/2 pint 151 and then some.

22) Least favorite type of clothing: Pink shirts and popped collars on guys! Pink belongs on cute girls, not guys, please.

23) Least favorite body part: lol... like anyone who's taking this thing and isn't skinny... my tummy

24) Least favorite restaurant (or fast food): Ooooooohhhhh there are so many of them...

25) Worst month: I dunno... any time when it's snowing.

Sun, 20 Nov 2005 10:57:37 GMT

EXTREMELY Cocky
78% mind-love and 62% body-love!

That's right! You are extremely cocky! Brilliant & sexy: at least you think you are.

In effect, you consider yourself a wonderful catch. Both smart and
attractive, you are in the rare top 11.1% of all people. As you know,
that's 1 in 9. Your self-confidence is a shining beacon to all those
around you. Once again: at least you think so. You have a very high
opinion of yourself, which I think is just great.

The smiley face in the below graph indicates where you lie, in a 2-D
measure of self-love. I'm continually adjusting the cutoffs. What this
means: a "normal" says you really are around the average, and a "cocky"
says you really are cockier than most other people.
Based on some real-world testing, I have some final advice:

don't date someone if your squares are not sharing an edge or corner.
friendships more than 2 squares away probably aren't healthy.

My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 83% on mind
You scored higher than 72% on body

Link: The How Much Do You Love Yourself Test written by chicken_pot_pie on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

I LOVE ME FOR ME lol

BLUE
...

Lovers of blue are wonderful sex partners. They are affectionate and
sensitive to their partner's needs. They consider love making a fine
art and their approach is elegant. Men who love blue are like concert
pianists, delicately ravaging their partner like they would play a baby
grand. Women in the blue category enjoy sex to the fullest. They are
exciting partners but their passion may be compared to a tidal wave
rather than firery aggression. Both women and men enjoy foreplay and
the aftermath of lovemaking, as much as the sex act itself. In marriage
a blue person is a wonderful mate -- never seeking outside interests.

Blue: Soft, soothing, compassionate and caring, Blue is the color of
deliberation and introspection, conservatism and duty. Patient,
persevering, conscientious, sensitive and self-controlled, Blues like
to be admired for their steady character and wisdom. They are faithful,
but are often worriers with somewhat inflexible beliefs and can be too
cautious, and suspicious of flamboyant behavior.

Try My Other Tests:

Too Easy

The Body Part You Wash First Test

The Favorite Lucky Charms Shape Test

Too Hard

The STAR WARS Lightsaber ID Test

The LORD OF THE RINGS Sword ID Test

Other Possible Results

RED

YELLOW

PINK

PURPLE

BLACK

GREEN

ORANGE

BROWN

GRAY

WHITE

GALAHAD

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 49% on luminosity

Link: The Favorite Color Test written by stuckw1th1t on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

Thu, 10 Nov 2005 22:33:47 GMT

1. initials: DAA (like the sounds at the doctor's office only less appealing)

2. name someone with the same birthday as you: W.B Yates

3. where was your last kiss? The day before liz left :(

4. for or against same sex marriage? FOR, DUH!!! Everyone deserves the same rights and privledges!

5. are you homophobic? see above

6. are you bisexual? no

7. do you believe in God? no

8. how many US states have you been to? I love that song!! Probably not enough

9. how many of the US states have you lived in? Michigan and Illisois

10. have you ever lived outside the US? No

11. name something you like physically about yourself: Uh... I really like my hamstrings?

12. name something non physical you like about yourself: Oh, everything! I'm so perfect (okay not really, but I like myself)

13. what is the current rumor travelling around about someone? I ignore rumors

14. what is your dream car? A custom built TVR. Check them out at http://www.tvr-eng.co.uk/

15. if you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go? Tokyo

16. have you ever had someone of the opposite sex over at your house while your parents were gone? For sure!

17. how many concerts have you gone to? Good amount

18. do you download music? Not as much as before.

19. how many illegal things have you done? download, speed, underage drinking, getting high, high and driving, tripping, having sex while underage, um....

20. where would you want to go on a first date? Somewhere with good food and candles

22. has anyone ever sang or played for you personally? LOL does eric count?

23. ever been kissed under fireworks? Maybe at blue lake? I don't remember.

24. Do you like president Bush? I'd feel better if the E.Coli in my intestinal lining were president (too bad GWB is their close cousin)

25. have you ever bungee jumped? No but I would like to!

26. have you ever white-water rafted? Nah, but I'm scared of this one

27. have you ever crashed a car? Once, but it wasn't very spectacular

28. has anyone more than 10 years older than you hit on you? I'm a guy, no one hits on me

29. have you met a real redneck? Uh... maybe... not sure...

30. are you interested in anyone right now? Probably

31. what song are you listening to right now? Nothing, but I'm about to put on the within temptation CD

32. what is your current favorite song? Jillian - Within Temptation. I also like Angels, Aquarius and See Who I am by the same group

33. what was the last movie you watched? I started watching panic room. I'm actually such a sap, I think I ordered Sleepless in Seattle on On Demand and I actually understood it! OMG, I'm so sad :(

34. Who was the last person that told you they loved you? Liz, maybe? if not her then my parents

35. where was the last place you went besides your house? Douglass Hall for a sci-fi/fantasy writing discussion

36. Have you ever seriously vandalized someone elses property? No, and I don't plan to (but I could if I wnated)

37. Have you ever hit someone of the opposite sex? Never with malicious intention!

Where is question 38?

39. whats the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? I dunno!

40. what really turns you on? Inetelectually, I like smart girls with a streak of justice in them. Personallity wise I like cute girls with a good sense of humor. Physically I like short curvy asian girls (go figure)

41. what do you usually order from starbucks? Arrrghhhhh! Make me something, don't care what it is!

42. what is one of your sexual fantasies? It involves a secluded beach and... um...

Where is question 43?

44. say something or 2 totally random things about youself: I write, I sing, and I do chemistry!

45. do you have an i-pod? NNNNOOOOO! MY SOUL IS EMPTY!

46. has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity? probalby not... except mom who wants me to wear all polo and be on GQ

47. do you still watch kiddy movies or tv show? Anime doesn't count... so... um... no

48. do you have braces? I did and it was hell, I hated those things

49. are you comfortable with your height? I am, but I could be taller

50???

51. when do you know its love? When your love and forgiveness is unbound and unconditional

52. do you speak any other languages besides English? umm... kanichiwa? Don des. hajimitashite? and not much else

53. what kind of alcohol do you enjoy while out? Something good, microbrews or nice mixers

54. what magazines do you read? Magazines suck

55. have you ever ridden in a limo? at some point

56. has anyone you were close with passed away? I suppose

57. Whats ur favorite holiday? chirstmas, because preseants are better than thanksgiving food

58. whats something that really annoys you? racists white supremicists

59. whats something you really like? right now, I'd like to see liz. please liz. Chicago is only a 1000 miles away or something

60. do you like Michael Jackson? Billie Jean is not my lover (Eee!!) who doesn't like some of his non-freaky stuff

61. can you dance? Um...... no

62. have you ever surfed? No :(

63. do you know how to pump gas? I'm not from New Jersey or Oregon, so I have to

64. do you drive? Not right now and I don't miss it

65. whats the latest you have ever stayed up? I stayed up until 7pm the next day

66. have you ever thought you were honestly going to die? nopes!

67. were you ever rushed by an ambulance into the emergency room? nopes!

68. have you ever been dared to do something you didn't want to do? probably!

Did I already feel this one out?

Tue, 08 Nov 2005 05:16:53 GMT

You are Bahamut!
You scored 18 good or evil, 20 spirituality, 7 power, and 16 intelligence!

Do you hear that? Something on the horizon stirs a cyclone from thin
air, clouds boil and darken, the air grows chill as an unmistakeable
sound pierces the air. The clouds part and a stream of pure white light
streaks the sky, obliterating anything it touches, sparking countless
explosions and drawing both gasps of terror and screams of agony in
chorus. Granted, Bahamut has been known to play both sides, but he's
usually on the side of good. He's extremely old, very wise, and lacking
none of the power he wielded long ago. Basically he's a demi-god, but
for our purposes he's the embodiment of all the best traits -
intelligence, spirit, strength and good. Appearing in practically every
single Final Fantasy in some form or other, Bahamut is synonymous with
not only power, but strength of will, wisdom and strength of character.
I must applaud you, test taker, for you are in a class all your own. If
you really measure up to Bahamut's impressive list of attributes,
you're alright in my book.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 83% on purity
You scored higher than 85% on faith
You scored higher than 41% on strength
You scored higher than 62% on intelligence

Link: The Who are you in the FF Universe Test written by Helbereth on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

YES I GET TO BE A SMART GIANT DRAGON!

Sun, 06 Nov 2005 17:06:14 GMT

Jophiel
So you need Healing (25%), Knowledge (40%), Inspiration (30%), and Strength (18%)?

Archangel Jophiel
is the Angel of endurance, freedom of thought, wisdom, truth, beauty,
and illumination of the mind and spirit. He assists us in absorbing
intricate information and in dealing with complex matters, and guides
us along our aspired spiritual path to enlightenment.

Jophiel, inclined to help us see and maintain beauty in life, is
the Patron Angel of artists and helps them in every step towards the
completion of their work. Also, he loves those using inventions,
discoveries, or revolutionary ideas for the greater good of humanity,
and gives them special support, for as well-meant as the efforts of a
pioneer often are, success will seldom come without doubt and
humiliation.

Jophiel shares with us his wisdom and selfless patience that
will strengthen us at times when we are close to resignation, and
encourages those who are wishing to make a change that seems impossible
to do to keep going. He teaches that everything can be made possible.

Striving and struggling souls, continuously searching for
solutions and answers will find the strong and unshakable support they
need in Jophiel, which goes for spiritual matters as well as earthly
problems calling for solutions. He comforts those that were denigrated
and abandoned, unwearyingly staying by their side to light their way
and lead them out of hopelessness and despair. Jophiel is also
concerned in beautifying the planet by cleansing it of pollution and
lends his assistance to those engaging in the vital mission of helping
our environment.

A Bit of Trivia:

Jophiel is one of the two Angels assisting Michael in battle, the other being Zadkiel. Just like Gabriel and Ariel, Jophiel is sometimes referred to as female.

Jophiel - Michael - Israfel - Raziel - Ariel - Uriel - Gabriel - Raphael - Zadkiel - Jeremiel

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 17% on Healing
You scored higher than 16% on Knowledge
You scored higher than 22% on Inspiration
You scored higher than 3% on Strength

Link: The Angel Test written by Nitsuki on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

go figure huh?

Sat, 05 Nov 2005 18:43:59 GMT

Snuffleupagus
You scored 39% Organization, 38% abstract, and 64% extroverted!

This test measured 3 variables.

First, this test measured how organized you are. Some muppets like Cookie Monster make big messes, while others like Bert are quite anal about things being clean.

Second, this test measured if you prefer a concrete or an abstract viewpoint. For the purposes of this test, concrete people are considered to gravitate more to mathematical and logical approaches, whereas abstract people are more the dreamers and artistic type.

Third, this test measured if you are more of an introvert or an extrovert.
By definition, an introvert concentrates more on herself and an
extrovert focuses more on others. In this test an introvert was
somebody that either tends to spend more time alone or thinks more
about herself.

You are somewhat organized, both concrete and abstract, and both introverted and extroverted.

I bet you didn't think you were Snuffleupagus. Let's find out why.

You are both somewhat organized. You have a good
idea where you put things and you probably keep your place reasonably
clean. You aren't totally obsessed with neatness though. Alloyius
Snuffleupagus (and all Snuffleupagus') is not sloppy by nature, but he
moves so incredibly slowly that it is impossible for him to be totally
organized.

You both are about equally concrete and abstract thinkers. You have a
good balance in your life. You know when to be logical at times, but
you also aren't afraid to explore your dreams and desires... within
limits of course. Snuffy generally has very basic interests, but he
explores his abstract sensitive side when he plays his snuffleflute.

You both are somewhat introverted. Originally Snuffleupagus was very
shy and was only Big Bird's invisible friend. However as he has aged he
has started to build new friendships with new characters. Like Snuffy,
you probably like to have some time to yourself. However, you do
appreciate spending time with your friends, and you aren't scared of
social situations.

The other possible characters are

Oscar the Grouch

Big Bird

Cookie Monster

Ernie

Elmo

Kermit the Frog

Grover

The Count

Guy Smiley

Bert

If you enjoyed this test, I would love the feedback! Also if you want
to tell me your favorite Sesame Street character, I can total them up
and post them here. Perhaps your choice will win!

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 13% on Organization
You scored higher than 14% on concrete-abstra
You scored higher than 56% on intro-extrovert

Link: The Your SESAME STREET Persona Test written by greencowsgomoo on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

Fri, 04 Nov 2005 19:49:01 GMT

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Don
Birthday: June 13th, 1982
Birthplace: Ann Arbor
Current Location: Chicago
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: This pretty reddish thing
Height: About six even
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Mostly polish, a little lithuanian... but they were the same damn place not long ago
The Shoes You Wore Today: Birkenstocks
Your Weakness: where do i begin? I'm just not disciplined enough!
Your Fears: Being alone and underachieving
Your Perfect Pizza: Chicken, Banana peppers, pinabble, garlic, herbs and olive oil... yum!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: A yearly goal??? I'm more worried about what I want to achieve this weekend
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Dude! That's the shit! (or something like that)
Thoughts First Waking Up: Why can't they clean the building at a reasonable hour?
Your Best Physical Feature: Probably eyes or... um... no comment
Your Bedtime: usually too late... like 1-2 am
Your Most Missed Memory: Liz :(
Pepsi or Coke: Diet Cherry Coke or Diet Cheery Vanilla Dr. Pepper
MacDonalds or Burger King: Eeeewwwww
Single or Group Dates: Mmm... pretty girl, nice dinner, hopefully she has a mind and the conversation is good.... yum
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Both are western nockoffs! I prefer Foo Joy Green Tea from China
Chocolate or Vanilla: Both!
Cappuccino or Coffee: Well, a good flavore lattee does a lot for me, but I like good coffee beans, not the type you normally have
Do you Smoke: I LIKE smoking but I DO NOT smoke
Do you Swear: More than I should, but I am getting MUCH better
Do you Sing: Yes! Thank you Carrol for the voice lessons :)
Do you Shower Daily: TWICE
Have you Been in Love: Uuuuhhhh yeah :)
Do you want to go to College: School rocks :D
Do you want to get Married: Sure!
Do you belive in yourself: YES!
Do you get Motion Sickness: if I goes in circles... eewww
Do you think you are Attractive: Eh... well sometimes I feel really really sexy and other times I feel really really ugly... so I guess it varries on the day. Right now I feel moderately attractive
Are you a Health Freak: More so every day! Damn, I need my apple and my vitamins!
Do you get along with your Parents: For sure!
Do you like Thunderstorms: The lounder, rainier and more lightning, the better!!!
Do you play an Instrument: I can play a few things... I prefer to sing and write though
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Maybe a few times, but not often
In the past month have you Smoked: nopes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: sadly not
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Um... no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: nopes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: FAT!!! BAD FAT!!! Maybe if I take it to lab and put it in the calorimiter...
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No, but I'd love to.
(Hey Mandy, I know a very good sushi resturant on Armitage. This weekend is busy but we should hit it up sometime)
In the past month have you been on Stage: Sadly no! Only in front of the classroom
In the past month have you been Dumped: I have no idea how to answer this question
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Does the bathtub count?
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nopes
Ever been Drunk: Yeah, for sure
Ever been called a Tease: No, not at all
Ever been Beaten up: No
Ever Shoplifted: I think once when I was like 6 I took a bag of M&Ms
How do you want to Die: I dunno... I always say old and fufilled, but going some dramatic way is also okay
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I want to run and manage a R&D group for a pharmacy company in southern california
What country would you most like to Visit: Japan. Make that move to. Can I go yet? Please?
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: It USED to be blue, but right now it's a deep brown
Favourite Hair Color: I think all hair colors are created equal! I just don't like PEROXIDE blonde, but everything else is fine
Short or Long Hair: Probably long, but short works too
Height: Anyone over 5'6" need not apply
Weight: I honestly don't care, it's more about the look than the numbers. too skinny is jsut as bad as too fat for me
Best Clothing Style: As long as there IS a style I don't care. The girl has to have SOME style, but it doesn't matter WHAT style
Number of Drugs I have taken: I've been stoned a TON, and I took mushrooms once. I also took ritalin once too... that was weird.
Number of CDs I own: EASILY 500 plus
Number of Piercings: none, but I wouldn't mind a few
Number of Tattoos: none, but I wouldn't mind a few if I could DECIDE on one
Number of things in my Past I Regret: The list is short, but in all honestly I'd rather not discuss this on livejournal.

Mon, 31 Oct 2005 08:06:01 GMT

ChemBoy613
You are a Judge!
(Dominant Introverted Concrete Thinker)

You are a JUDGE (DICT). Your affinity for facts and analytical approach to life help you solve complex problems and make tough decisions that others cannot. But don't think that you don't act irrationally a lot of the time. You jump into arguments and hold grudges like crazy. You could probably use some love.

While some may see you as a bit overbearing and arrogant, your friends know that you are a trustworthy person with depth and a strong sense of righteousness. Although you are introverted and somewhat reserved, you have a forceful personality that your friends appreciate and your enemies fear. God help them. God help all of us.
Compared to 14,803,774 other test takers...
65% are more Submissive than you.

18% are more Dominant than you.
17% are just as Dominant as you.
34% are more Introverted than you.

48% are more Extroverted than you.
18% are just as Introverted as you.
55% are more Abstract than you.

24% are more Concrete than you.
20% are just as Concrete as you.
27% are more Thinking than you.

65% are more Feeling than you.
7% are just as Thinking as you.
Some interesting facts about The Personality Test...
14,803,774 people have taken the test.
Of those, 64% were female and 36% were male.
The most common personality type is Dreamer at 12% of test takers.
The least common is Administrator at only 3%.
Women prefer Einstein. Men do, too.
Women would rather sell their bodies. Men would, too.

Forgot to say this was on www.thespark.com which sadly does NOT have html pictures... damn them

Mon, 31 Oct 2005 07:58:01 GMT

More Tests... bored... depressed

Hot Cha! You are:
71% Dateable!
That's higher than the Worldwide Dateability Average of 62%!
Attractive and confident, witty and charming, a healthy ambrosia-based diet... you're wanted in the 48 contiguous states, you slayer. Call me. Seduce me. Not only do you know how to turn the engines on, but you also know how to oil, lube and rotate them. You put the "elation" back into "relationship," and the "night" back into "one-night stand."
Compared to 3,601,762 other test-takers...

79% less dateable than you — 7% like you — 14% more dateable than you
Some interesting statistics...
Women are LESS dateable than men.
Women average 62% dateable. Men average 63%.
11% would date their own clone.
21% want to be on reality TV.
And 37% have bad teeth.

You are 30% Messianic!
There is a place in the Church for you. It's called a pew. Don't fret. Saving souls isn't all it's cracked up to be. The human body was only meant to have so many holes.

It all adds up... we feel 12% certain that you are...
A Man!
Compared to others...

20% more male than you — 5% like you — 74% more female than you
How do we know? Well, deep down, your gender affects everything about you, from your favorite number to your views on Canada. Many men who took the test think and act just like you, as you can see from the graph above.
Statistically speaking, you are a man—whether you know it or not.

ONLY 12% C'MON!!!

The results are in! You are...
78% Untelligent!
You kick ass! Your score is higher than the current worldwide average of 64%!
Your score is unique, however, so keep reading.
Score Breakdown...
Intelligence
Sense of Humor
Violent Tendencies
Bravery
Observational Skills
Morality
Self-Confidence
Here is the custom report of your personality than led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are a resourceful and sly man:

" The subject shows an astounding level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.

Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen. He just isn't tough enough, sir, and avoids any situation that involves violence.

The subject is brave, however, and shows real strength in that department. Courageousness is a large part of untelligence.

Finally, the subject displayed a pathetic and useless (seriously bad) sense of humor, a fair and productive sense of morality, and a complete lack of self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals. "

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

Thursday, February 3rd 2056
At the tender age of 73 years old.
On that date, you will most likely die from:
Electrolysis (10%)
Cancer (10%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Other fascinating statistics:
19,860,944 people have taken The Death Test.
Of those, 58% were female and 42% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 64 years.
70% of test takers have hairy nipples.
9% have had team sex.
3% work in the adult entertainment industry.
And 16820 people claim to have leprosy.

ELECTROLYSIS!?!? I'm going to die by having a current passed through my body that causes redox chemistry at a negative voltage... like charging a battery??? Wha??? Trust me, cancer will get me some day (I'm a chemist) so I have to find a way to smack that bitch down.

You might want to sit down...
You exhibit a Stress Factor of
((( 14% )))
—which barely registers. Get a job, hippie!
Compared to others...
Worldwide Stress Average: 22%

12% better off than you — 4% like you — 84% worse off than you
Interestingly enough...
Women are MORE stressed than men.
Ladies average 23% stressed, while men weigh in at 21%.
The average test-taker gets 6.8 hours of sleep each night.
54% of test-takers bite their nails.
20% have bacne.
And 48% went orgasm-free last week!

Me??? Stressed??? What's that... oh that was the point... me = not smart

The results are in... you are certifiably:
32% Jerk!
That's lower than the worldwide average of 34%!
Compared to others...

38% less jerky than you — 4% as jerky as you — 58% jerkier than you
Of the 4,740,170 test takers so far...
66% like to drink.
44% gamble.
40% would lie for sex.
46% have cheated.
13% would have sex with a relative.
And 32% hate homosexuals, 100% of whom will die stupid and alone.
Guys who drink coffee are MORE likely to cheat in a relationship.
Guys who have been with prostitutes are MORE likely to have smelly armpits.
Catholics are MORE likely to spit on you.
Tattooed guys are MORE likely to know who their real fathers are.

Greedy animal! You are certifiably:
25% Greedy!
That's lower than the Worldwide Greed Average of 36%!
Compared to 2,374,013 other test-takers...

20% less greedy than you — 9% like you — 71% greedier than you
Some interesting statistics...
Women are LESS greedy than men.
Women average 33% greedy. Men average 39%.
16% of test-takers read the Wall Street Journal.
52% are braggarts.
And 10% would rather be rich than alive.

60% Correct: LL Cool J
Though his name sounds cool, and even contains "cool," LL Cool J never crossed over to the realm of true pop culture greatness—just like you. You’re both definitely players, but fringe players. You know your stuff, but you’ll never achieve pop-culture genius. Let’s talk talk-shows: you’re Jerry Springer, not Oprah, OK? We suggest you do the impossible: read Maxim cover to cover and try again.
Compared to others...

49% less savvy than you — 8% as savvy as you — 42% more savvy than you

You are officially...
58% in Love!
That's more in love than the worldwide average of 20% in love!
Compared to others...

95% lustier than you — 1% equal to you — 4% more in love than you
Love hurts, don't it? You're in pure love—the kind with sonnets and hovering cherubs—and you ache like an old man's back for your crush. The superficial things that other people care about—money, looks, body odor—don't hold much water with you. You wouldn't care if your dreamboat were the Exxon Valdez, so don't be surprised if you ever fall in love with an oily barge. Respect the twinkie, but don't ignore its needs.

WHAT DO YOU KNOW, I'M IN LOVE! DUH, i COULD HAVE TOLD YOU THAT YOU IDIOTS!!!

You are 30% Vice-Presidential!

Your VP Personality is:
Expendable-Idealistic
You're not the kind of person we normally see in high political office. You have strong beliefs, and you don't keep quiet about them. In fact, your views make you downright controversial, even among members of your own party. Eventually, you'll be shown the door. That's what happened to Henry Wallace, whose New Age mysticism and leftist leanings proved too much for World War II America.
As a Vice President, you would be:

* 14% Criminal
* 10% Invisible
* 38% Expendable
* 67% Idealistic
* 22% Essential
* 18% Electable

Compared to 135,597 other test-takers:

* 43% scored lower than you
* 13% scored the same as you
* 43% scored higher than you

(Many of the true facts that appear in this test can be found in Bland Ambition: From Adams to Quayle—The Cranks, Criminals, Tax Cheats, and Golfers Who Made It to Vice President, by Steve Tally.)

Congratulations! You finished the test!
You can't be that lazy, can you? Taking that into account, you are officially...
36% Lazy!
That's lower than the worldwide average of 39%!
Compared to others...

41% less lazy than you — 6% as lazy as you — 53% blah blah blah...
Of the 2,776,104 test takers so far...
The average test-taker gets 8 hours of sleep a night
watches 4 hours of TV and plays 2 hours of videogames a day
and takes showers 7 times a week.
Trust fund kids are LESS likely to own a beer hat.
Vegetarians are MORE likely to think about the future.

i am LESS LAZY THAN AVERAGE BIZZOCH!!!

Tue, 25 Oct 2005 06:45:53 GMT

so I just spent an hour trying to reconfigure my computer with a valid CD key, and you know what happened??? NOTHING!!! GGGRRRRR

Tue, 25 Oct 2005 03:43:14 GMT

1* First grade teacher's name: Mrs. Wall

2* Last word you said: bah, I don't remember. I left a message on Liz's voicemail... ask her

3* Last song you sang: I also don't remember... I think "Ice Queen" by Without Temptation

4* Last person you hugged: Sadly I don't remember :( actually, now I feel like crying :,(

*PRESENT

9* What color socks are you wearing: none

10* What's under your bed? nothing!

11* What time did you wake up today: 9AM

12* Current taste: Looking forward to dinner :) Spinach Linguine

13* Current hair: some reddish thing

15* Current annoyance: Eh... don't want to talk about it

16* Current longing: See above

17* Current desktop background: Freedom Gundam (If you haven't seen Gundam SEED, go download it now. Do NOT watch the dub on CTN, it hurts my ears)

18* Current worry: See 15 and 16

19* Current hate: I guess racists... right now though I don't have hate in me

20* Current favorite article of clothing: whatever is clean and comfy

26* If you could play an instrument, what would it be? I play the piano, bizzoch!

27* Favorite color: A rich, deep blue

28* Do you believe in an afterlife: no... but maybe for some, I'm not sure

29* How tall are you: basically six even

30* Current favorite word/saying: huh... I dunno... maybe "all in"

31*Favorite book: Probably The Namesake... go read it

32* Favorite season: Spring, hands down and no contest

33* One person from your past you wish you could go back and talk to: I don't have much to say to those people. I'd like to talk to them in general, but nothing specific

*FUTURE*

35* Where do you want to go for college? I'm in grad school, but I'd like to transfer so I can work with a better advisor

36* What is your career going to be like: Long hours, hard work, lots of fun too... hopefually good salary.

37* How many kids do you want: 1

*HAVE YOU EVER...*

39* Said "I love you" and meant it: What surprises me is HOW much I mean it!

40* Gotten in a fight with your dog/cat/bird/fish: At time sunpatch tried to bit off my arm when he was young

41* Been to New York: No, but I would love to go

42* Been to Florida: Yeah... nothing special. Weather is nice, culture is non-existant

43* Been to California: Yes, and I want to go back, right now

44* Been to Hawaii: No :(

45* Been to Mexico: Noperz

46* Been to China: No! but I'd go

52* Do you have a crush on someone: not in the way of crush!

53* What book are you reading now? "The History of God"

54* Worst feeling in the world: eeehhh... let's not talk about it

55* What is the first thing you think when you wake in the morning: no

56* How many rings before you answer: My phone doesn't have discrete rings

57* Future daughter's name: probably miyu

58* Future son's name: No clue... nothing stupid

59* Do you sleep with a stuffed animal: Nopes

60* If you could have any job you wanted: Probably rock star ;) Realistically head of an R&D group

61* Wish you were where: Wherever Liz is is where I want to be.

62* Future College plans: pHd --> postdoc --> something awesome

63* Piercings: none

64* Do you do drugs: um... not right now

65* What kind of Shampoo and Conditioner do you use? Pantene clarifying

66* What are you most scared of: Failing myself, being alone

67* What clothes do you sleep in? Some PJ pants

68* Who is the last person that called you: Liz

69* Where do you want to get married? On a beach somewhere... or a really bright church

70* If you could change anything about yourself what would that be: I just want to be better.

71* Who do you really hate: no one at the moment. There are things I dislike though

72* Are you timely or always late: I'm only late to whatever is first thing in the morning. After that I am usually close to on time

73* Do you have a job: I'm a grad student :)

74* Do you like being around people? Sure!

75* Best feeling in the world?: still don't want to talk about it!

76* Are you for world peace: is this a stupid question?

77* Are you a health freak: improving

78* Do you have a "Type" of person you always go after: I think so

79* Do you want someone you don't have?: Hhhmmm...interesting question...

80* Are you lonely right now: Very much so

81* Think fake people are stupid: Duh

82* Do you want to get married: Yups!

83* Do you want kids? Sure

*IN THE LAST 48 HOURS, HAVE YOU...*

84* Cried: I think so

85* Bought Something: Lunch?

86* Gotten Sick: Nopes

87* Sang: Of course!

88* Said I Love You: most likely

89* Wanted To Tell Someone You Liked them: DUH

90* Met Someone: Yups

91* Moved On: hhmmm... probably no?

92* Talked To Someone: Sure

93* Had A Serious Talk: No

94* Missed Someone: Every minute

95* Hugged Someone: No :(

96* Yelled at Someone:? No reason to

97* Dreamed About Someone You Can't Be with: I guess?

98* Kissed someone: Sadly no

99* Have you ever been heartbroken: Not sure

100* Do you like the way things are right now: I like most of it!

Where are the rest of the questions???
That was a sad quiz :(

Update!

Tue, 25 Oct 2005 03:20:33 GMT

So I am here to give you a global update of my life!!!

Fiances are going well, I have enough money to pay my bills and eat... but not a lot for fun stuff after that. The only bill I haven't paid on time is the one I was trying to dispute. Also, my parents helped me with my credit card so I should be able to keep that down as well. Overall I am pretty happy with how things are going here (but not so much with how much the bills actually ARE).

School is ALSO going well, while I can't get the profs to meet me considering research (more their fault that mine... I took the inititive here) I got an A on my organic test and I passed the cume, which almost NO ONE passed :) I was really happy about that. Inorganic is going allright. I did OK on my test... but not up to my standards. Of course, I don't know the average... nor does it matter with such a small class. I made some dumb mistakes and expect to do better on my next one. Also, we have a research paper coming up and I'm going to kill that thing! I have all my research done, so if I get the software to write the damn thing I shouldn't have a hard time with it.

Teaching is going VERY well. Minus one small incident about a month ago, things have progressed steadily. My students do all right on thier tests, but I think the issuees are test taking ones and NOT material ones. It's so hard to fix test taking in a group setting, but I do what I can by challanging them. I feel learning occurs when people are challanged. Also, I get along very well with my students too :) Most people here are UIC are very nice (compared to MICHIGAN) and I Really enjoy that!

Socially things are going okay. I have made some friends who are pretty good. However, it's hard to socialize because we're all disconnected and busy. Also... I haven't met someone in the Liz or even the Eric category. I guess people like that are rare.

I also started going to the gym and working hard! While I didn't loose any measureable weight this week, I have more energy, I can feel my muscles AREADY getting more toned and I walk even more! Go me! I probably walked five or six miles today, I did probably 2.5-3 on the elipital too... let alone all those lifts. I have only noticed differances in my forearms and calves (places with the least FAT) but I expect results to come. Rgardless, I feel better overall and I have more energy too.

I guess that's my update for now. I was going to go on a rant, but I really don't feel like it right now. Maybe later

Mon, 24 Oct 2005 22:46:49 GMT

Amun

Indeed, you are 87% erudite, 91% sensual, 41% martial, and 62% saturnine.

Amun
was a mysterious God indeed. His very name basically means "what is
hidden", "what is not seen", "what cannot be seen", and though even his
form was said to be �unknown�, he was depicted as a man with the head
of a uraeus (cobra), or a man seated on a throne and holding in one
hand the sceptre, and in the other the ankh.

All secrets aside, what we do know is that Amun was the Egyptian King of the Gods, not unlike his counterparts Zeus (Greek mythology) and Odin (Norse mythology). With his ruling might over the Gods, Amun soon became associated with the Pharaohs.

Being responsible for the creation of the world, it is not surprising
that he was also the God of fertility, reproduction, and sexual power,
and thus also the God of agriculture. With the combined powers of
regeneration and royalty, Amun became linked to the sun and the great
God Ra, becoming known as Amun-Ra, which pretty much consolidated his status as Supreme God.

In spite of Amun's political ascension, he also enjoyed popularity
among the common people of Egypt, who came to call him the vizier of
the poor, the protector of the weak, and an upholder of justice.

The Fifteen Gods

These are the 15 categories of this test. If you score above average in �

�all or none of the four variables: Dagda. �
Erudite: Thoth. �
Sensual: Frey. �
Martial: Mars. �
Saturnine: Mictlantecuhtli. �

Erudite & Sensual: Amun. �
Erudite & Martial: Odin. �
Erudite & Saturnine: Anubis. �
Sensual & Martial: Zeus. �
Sensual & Saturnine: Cernunnos. �
Martial & Saturnine: Loki. �

Erudite, Sensual & Martial: Lug. �
Erudite, Sensual & Saturnine: Coyote. �
Erudite, Martial & Saturnine: Hades. �
Sensual, Martial & Saturnine: Pan.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 86% on erudite
You scored higher than 92% on sensual
You scored higher than 11% on martial
You scored higher than 58% on saturnine

Link: The Mythological God Test written by Nitsuki on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

I will have a real update tonight, I promise!

Mon, 24 Oct 2005 05:47:55 GMT

Truly Moral

You are 85% truly moral. Really.

Wow. Either you're a fantastic person or a fantastic liar. Pardon the
cynicism, but very few people really fit in this category. However, you
shall be given the benefit of the doubt. *Ahem* Congratulations! Not
only do you seem to be a really morally upstanding person, but your
moral decisions are not decided solely by the consequences. You're a
good person for its own sake, which is awesome. Keep up the good work.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 86% on truemorals

Link: The True Morality Test written by UmbralTiger on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

okay okay... I'm a moral human being AND it's time to stop the tests

Mon, 24 Oct 2005 05:35:39 GMT

HELL LEVEL 2

Raw score: 71%

You're just about as deep in sexual hellfire as a person can get.
Virtually no urge, however demented, will go ungratified; practically
no boundary will go uncrossed. You're probably proud of your
adventurousness, and, honestly, you should be. Few people are confident
enough to pursue pleasure on their own terms.

Your morals could sink a bit further, sure, but it's likely
that you've got a pretty good idea of what you're into and what you
would do...above all you're honest with yourself with what you want. If
more people were honest with themselves, you'd have a lot more company
down in the flames.

AVOID: the lost souls in sexual heaven and (above all) the
denizens of sexual purgatory. You don't need any prudes or
wishy-washers in your life.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 51% on hellishness

Link: The Sexual HELL Test written by jason_bateman on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

I'm nasty... but so is everyone else... eh.. so what?

Mon, 24 Oct 2005 05:32:53 GMT

You scored 20 %Eyes, 40 %Smile or Mouth, 25 %Hair, and 15 %Skin!

Description 1

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 2% on Eyes
You scored higher than 87% on Smile or Mouth
You scored higher than 60% on Hair
You scored higher than 37% on Skin

Link: The How Do You Choose Your Women Test written by Shattered714 on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

I guess... I found myself choosing dummy answers because they had these skinny, pale, freckly white girls with high cheekbones on there (p.s. NOT my style)

Also, is it any coincindce I'm enthralled by a girl with the world's best smile? I think not!!!

Mon, 24 Oct 2005 05:28:29 GMT

Sofia Coppola

Your film will be 69% romantic, 31% comedy, 23% complex plot, and a $ 20 million budget.

Relatively inexperienced (The Virgin Suicides, Lost In Translation) as
a director, but already highly respected and connected -- her dad,
Francis, directed all The Godfather movies, Apocolypse Now. Also, at
last word she's dating Quentin Tarantino, so I'm sure he'll have some
input into the substance of your film. Sofia's good at making the
romantic drama that is your life. Who didn't have at least a lump in
the throat at the end of Lost In Translation? She's already won one
Academy Award for her writing, now she'll be the first woman to receive
one for directing -- YOUR FILM!

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 99% on action-romance
You scored higher than 28% on humor
You scored higher than 3% on complexity
You scored higher than 1% on budget

Link: The Director Who Films Your Life Test written by bingomosquito on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

So my biography would be a romance novel!

We'll get a YOUNG Ewan McGregor to play me (I'm not happy with this... anyone have any better ideas??)
I think Zhang Ziyi should play Liz. She's ALMOST as cute as liz is, she's a good actress too!!
I just hope Sophia Coppola makes my movie better than Lost In Translation! If she dares depict asian people as strange again... I might actually be driven to hit my own director... go figure

Mon, 24 Oct 2005 05:15:38 GMT

Ag... Silver

You scored 50 Mass, 49 Electronegativity, 57 Metal, and 10 Radioactivity!

Congratulations, you are one of the only things that can kill
werewolves. In addition to that, you are socially-minded, constructive,
and pretty hard to corrode. You, like iron, are a cornerstone of any
collaborative effort. You tend to be a bit set in your ways, but you're
also pretty good about sticking up for yourself. All this is well and
good, but most people just like you because you're shiny.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 82% on Mass
You scored higher than 91% on Electroneg
You scored higher than 61% on Metal
You scored higher than 41% on Radioactivity

Link: The Which Chemical Element Am I Test written by effataigus on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

I LIKE SHINEY THINGS TEEHEE ;)

I also this silver is an interest element, I just wish it was more catalyticaly active rather than as a 1-electron oxidant

Mon, 24 Oct 2005 05:08:58 GMT

You scored 80 Heterosexuality, 2 Homosexuality, and 8 Asexuality!

You are either straight or bisexual (with an interest in the opposite gender) with a moderate to high sex drive.

The higher your score in heterosexuality, the more you are attracted to the opposite gender.

A higher asexuality score means that you place a bigger emphasis on the
emotional aspects of a relationship and less on the physical.

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 50% on Heterosexuality
You scored higher than 4% on Homosexuality
You scored higher than 0% on Asexuality

Link: The 3-Variable Sexuality Spectrum Test written by kitsunechild on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

Okay... so I am VERY straight and HYPERSEXUAL???
Wow... I know people more sex-crazed than I tho!

Mon, 24 Oct 2005 05:04:54 GMT

PURITY: 52% sex, 35% substance, 83% moral [56% total]

Well done! The higher your scores, the more "pure" you are. The lower, the more you've experienced.

This test was about done deeds, so your numbers will never climb. [It's
interesting to think they all started at 100%.] But will your purity
continue to fall? Will you OUTGROW or will you OUTDO your past experiences? It's up to you.

Advisory:

Don't date anyone if your moral purities differ by more than 30%.
Don't run a business with anyone if your substance purities differ by more than 40%.
Do be friends with someone who has less than 1/2 your sex purity. You'll enjoy their colorful company.

Note: as for the "TOTAL" purity value - that's a weighted combination
of your scores, indicating what a typical purity test might say about
you.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 15% on substance
You scored higher than 33% on sex
You scored higher than 73% on moral
You scored higher than 35% on TOTAL

Link: The 3-Variable Purity Test written by chriscoyne on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

So I'm a morally good peron, but I've done too many drugs and had too much sex???
COME ON... I know people who've done WAY more drugs than me!!!